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The following is a list of quotes from the first season of We Bare Bears.

Our Stuff [1.01] [edit]

[The bears leave the courtroom carrying Panda and throw him into a water fountain]

Panda: Haha! Game time, huh!

Grizzly: Good chore, bros. I'm proud of you, I saw comeback, and I saw heart, and y'all can't teach heart. Wait a sec, did we forget something?

Ice Carry: [beat] The backpack.

Grizzly: THE Backpack! My wallet!

Ice Bear: Ice Carry ninja stars.

Panda: Haha. I idea for a second in that location you said we left our stuff back at the court because my phone is in there and if I lost that I would totally freak out.

[long pause]

Grizzly: We left your phone.

Panda: GAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

[The bears run dorsum to the court, they look at the bleachers]

Grizzly: Ah! It'due south gone! Somebody jacked us!

Panda: No no no no no no no no NO!!

[A police officer is writing a ticket]

Grizzly and Panda: POLICE! Police force! Police force!

Police: Whoa, sorry guys. I'm already writing this ticket.

Grizzly: No, no. Nosotros were robbed! T-The guy had a knife a-a-and 1 eye.

Panda: They stole my phone, my apps, my soul!

Water ice Bear: Ice Bear wants justice.

Grizzly: Abort somebody! Use your gun! Wait, where'due south your gun?

[A ticket comes out the ticket machine and the police puts information technology on the motorcar and drives abroad]

Grizzly: [in the diner] Okay, if I was hither, and you guys were here and here, that would mean somebody took the pocketbook... where?

Ice Bear: Ice Bear has a conspiracy theory.

Grizzly: Panda, how're the mugshots coming along?

Panda: It's a good thing I have a photographic retention. Hither's what I got and so far. [shows tablemat mugshots of basketball players drawn in manga style]

Grizzly: Hm... they kinda look similar.

Panda: Actually? But they're so rendered. [a waitress shows up]

Waitress: And then, I but talked to the manager, and he said if you guys want to sit here, you'll accept to order more than three water ice waters.

Grizzly: Well, maybe yous wouldn't say that if we were [shows parking ticket] FBI, lady!! We're doing official business! Step away from the table!

Waitress: Ugh... [leaves, stops] And terminate wasting tablemats! [leaves]

Grizzly: We're losing fourth dimension. Gotta think... demand a inkling... maybe someone who was at the scene of the crime. Ah! I know just where to become!

[Ice Conduct slushes his ice water drink, shakes it]

Grizzly: More ice water, delight!

[That dark in the city, a red and white bus drives through the road. The bears appeared in the darkness]

Grizzly: Well, this is the place.

[Grizzly rolls up the paper and uses it as a telescope. He spots two people arguing, a white cat and Histrion 41 opening the window]

Grizzly: Aah! Evil number!

Panda: Where? Do you come across our stuff?

Grizzly: Oh, he has our stuff, all correct. Allow's move!

[The bears walk through the sidewalk and Grizzly grabs a ladder. Panda and Water ice Behave follow him and climbed more ladders. An sometime lady spots the bears and dials her telephone to call the law]

Woman: 911. What'southward your emergency?

[Player 41 is watching a basketball game on TV]

Announcer: And now Jones inbounds the brawl. Shot clock at xviii.

Panda: Wait, Grizz! What'southward the plan?

Grizzly: We'll I'm going to get in there and get our stuff dorsum.

Panda: What if he's, I don't know, crazy? I hateful, what if he works out? He can injure our faces and stuff.

Ice Behave: Water ice Comport wants to become moving.

Grizzly: Okay, okay, okay. We'll go in ninja-style, absurd?

[Panda and Ice Bear nods]

Viral Video [1.02] [edit]

[As Ice Bear cooks breakfast]

Panda: Recollect, no nuts in mine. I'm allergic.

Water ice Bear: Ice Bear charges extra.

Water ice Bear: [serving out breakfast] Ahem. Priyatnogo appetita. ["Bon ambition."]

Grizzly: [gasps in anaesthesia] Ha ha ha! Whoa!

Ice Conduct: Arigato. ["Thanks."]

Grizzly: It looks then proficient, y'all guys! [grabs Panda'due south phone and starts filming him with it] We gotta document this!

Panda: Hey!

Grizzly: Okay, grub down, Pan-Pan!

Panda: Come on, human being, I only want to eat my breakfast.

[He starts eating, sweating nervously every bit Grizzly zooms in on him and sniggers]

Panda: [with his oral fissure total, spraying chunks] Come up on, stop it, dude!

Grizzly: [laughs] Gold! I gotta post this online! [scoffs down his food in about 2 seconds] To the cyberspace! [races out of the room]

Panda: You'd better not!

[Panda sighs and keeps eating, while Water ice Carry cuts a slab of meat with his axe]

Grizzly: [from another room] It's uploading! ... Information technology's public!

Panda: Huh?!

[Panda and Ice Conduct head to Grizzly at the laptop]

Panda: Take it down!

Grizzly: Hang on, picayune blood brother. Just sentinel. Millions of people are gonna wanna see this.

[Water ice Acquit presses "Refresh" six times, resulting in a "Dislike"]

Grizzly and Panda: Awww.

Grizzly: Why must people hate?

Panda: It wasn't that bad.

Ice Bear: Water ice Conduct volition hunt them down.

[Grizzly is holding a camera. The camera is off]

Grizzly: All correct, wait, why isn't anything showing upwards? Oh, await, it's not on. [camera is zoomed in too closely on Panda] Ha ha, whoa, hey, besides close, yeah! Looking adept, bro.

[Panda is wearing a pair of underpants wit ha rubber pivot and toilet newspaper rolls on his caput]

Panda: Why do I have to wearable toilet paper on my head?

Grizzly: Action!

Panda: Oh, oh where...

Grizzly: Projection!

Panda: Oh, oh where am I? I am a lost babe.

Grizzly: Look for mom!

Panda: Mom, mom?

Grizzly: Adept.

Panda: Ma, are you in at that place? [looks in cereal box]

Grizzly: Here'southward your bottle! [Water ice Carry throws a drinking bottle at Panda] Now endeavor to get up!

Panda: Information technology'due south not my fault I was born circular! [Water ice Comport throws coating on Panda]

Grizzly: Goodnight, baby! [to Panda] Alright, quick, have the camera. [Ice Behave plough the photographic camera to Grizzly] Okay, am I in frame? Skillful. [talks to the camera somewhat loudly] Wow, wait at this cute small box! Would it not be cute if I were to sit in it? [he falls on the ground and squishes the box] Did you get that? Okay, switch.

[The camera pans to Ice Comport who dances with a blood-red towel/scarf and falls on the ground]

Grizzly: Perfect!

[Grizzly uploads the video and types...]

Grizzly: "Cu-examination vid-east-o due east-ver, #righteous, #holla..."

Panda: "#pandasingle"...

Ice Bear: "#icebearforpresident".

Grizzly: It'southward public! Alright, step back, let information technology breathe, guys.

[they step away for a vanquish; Grizzly runs to the computer]

Grizzly: I'VE GOTTA REFRESH! [slams into the desk and punches the F5 Key] Nothing. Oh. That's cool! That'southward cool. I hateful, information technology'southward only been a minute, right? Yeah, y'all guys tin can go. Just gonna hang here, wait till we go more frien--I mean, hits.

Food Truck [i.03] [edit]

[An Array of food items is shown. An Arial view of the food truck park is shown. Cut to bears and a very long line]

Grizzly: Aw human, when practice we become to swallow? This line'south taking forever!

Water ice Behave: Ice Bear'due south tired of staring at this guy's barrel. [Guy over-hears Ice Acquit talking, and takes a footstep forrad.]

Panda: [to Grizzly] How much longer I may die presently?

Grizzly: From hither I would say...15 to 75 minutes? [Grizzly sees a homo belongings a taco] Woah! Is that the Ramen Taco? Lucky!

[Panda takes a picture of the man with his telephone merely the flash of the phone disorientates him for a couple of seconds and he walks away. Panda then looks at the picture]

Panda: Wow, there it is, I wanna eat my phone at present. I told you lot we should've settled for the mac n' cheese pizza truck.

Grizzly: No Panda! When information technology comes to food we never settle!

Panda: Okay! Okay.

Grizzly: We're expert constabulary constant citizens; we deserve that Ramen Taco! Even 10 of em'.

Ice Behave: Goodbye, cruel world. [falls down, making the others fall besides]

Chloe [i.04] [edit]

Chloe: [inspecting Grizzly's teeth] So it's truthful what the scientists say - your cavities are atrocious! Would yous say that your poor dental hygiene contributes to your bearish nature?

Grizzly: I don't know what "bearish," means, but I'm gonna pretend it means "radical", and then thank you lot.

Grizzly: [after Chloe left] Well, that was fun. Now fourth dimension to enjoy our spoils. [sees laptop nether beloved wasabi gummi bags] Huh? Oh no...

Panda: Chloe's laptop! She needs this!

Grizzly: Hmm... Well... now that it's here, [opens laptop] a little peek tin can't hurt. Here it is, the assignment. Let'southward fullscreen. Next slide! [shows photo of smeared Ice Bear, smiling Grizzly and Panda with optics airtight] "Large and Needy Beasts of the Northward"... what?

Panda: Ugh, that's a horrible photo. [cue "hygiene" slide]

Grizzly: "Powerful stench"? It's an alluring musk!

Ice Bear: Water ice Bear smells like clean babies. [cue "social ignorance" slide]

Panda: We don't make people uncomfortable! [cue portrait of Grizz with keywords]

Grizzly: [chuckles] Cool, it'southward me!

Panda: Grizz, well-nigh of this stuff isn't very nice! [cue "Panda's nutrition" pie chart] I mean, what?! My diet is more balanced than that! I mean, information technology'south just more lies! [cue "Water ice Bear's property damage over time" line graph]

Ice Bear: Ice Bear settled that out of court. [cue next slide]

Grizzly: What this? "The bear will practise almost anything for food." Anything for food? That'south but non true! [they pause for a beat, spit out honey wasabi gummi] I don't understand, this is just such a misrepresentation.

Panda: Yeah! That'due south non usa at all! [hear a text tone, Panda gets his phone] Look at this.

Grizzly: [reads text] "Left my laptop!" [a new text pops up] "Could you bring information technology by the higher for me tomorrow? :0" Gasping confront. Tomorrow... huh.

[Grizz and Panda chuckle at each other sinisterly, Ice Acquit smiles cooly]

Grizzly: Oh, I'll bring it by tomorrow! "Yes ;) ;) ;)", winky winky winky. This is our chance, bros, to let the people know who we actually are. Chloe won't mind if nosotros brand a couple adjustments. Break out the sugary drinks! Nosotros accept a project to write!

Panda's Date [1.05] [edit]

Everyday Bears [1.06] [edit]

Burrito [1.07] [edit]

[A lightning strike transitioning usa back to the events of the starting time episode where information technology's raining, starting with the branches from the tree. The sirens can be heard, police cars and firetrucks driving up to the scene. The scene cuts to the puddle, two people running through it. Commands from a police'southward speaker tin exist heard]

Police Woman: Affirmative. We've secured the area and Burn down & Rescue is on the scene.

[The scene switches to a total view of the large tree, fire fighters, burn down trucks, and a police car in the centre and foreground. The crying of Babe Grizzly is heard coming from a tall branch on the tree. Some other lightning strike]

[Lyrics of "I Accept Time" start]

Fire Fighter i: [pointing towards dissimilar areas as he gives out commands to the other men in urgency] Okay, I need two men on that aerial ladder. Get the life net, in case the animate being falls.

[The scene switches to a lower view of the tree, a firefighter riding up the aerial ladder to a small carry cub on a co-operative. Baby Grizzly is crying. The fireman makes it up to the summit of the tree, looking at the cub, who's hugging the tree in fear The scene switches to a view of the cub, who'due south revealed to be Baby Grizzly. He looks over at the fireman, tears in his eyes. A lightning strike causes him to cry some more than, hugging the tree again. A full view of the tree is scene, a lightning strike flashing in the background]

Fire-eater: It'south okay, little guy. [lifts up his wrist, the finish of his sleeve being a silverish, metallic-looking end] Catch on. Y'all're safe now.

[Baby Grizzly looks over at the fireman, tears nevertheless in his eyes. He reaches over and grabs the firefighter's wrist, correct on the silverish area. He ended upwardly hugging it shut, resting his head on it. The firewoman rides the ladder down, now having a calm and secure Grizzly upon his wrist. The scene switches to inside a firetruck, the fireman still having the cub on his wrist. The scene pans downward to Grizzly]

Fireman: Yeah, not sure how this trivial guy got upwards there... He's belongings my arm then tight! Beautiful little guy... Hope he doesn't get too attached...

Key [1.08] [edit]

Badger: The wilderness is my dwelling house sweet abode. I wasn't built-in on this Earth but to stay alive, I was born to exist live.

Grizzly: [runs to the edge of a cliff] Aha! We fabricated it!

Panda: Wait, what practise you mean, we fabricated information technology? Where are all the picnic tables and benches?

Grizzly: I'one thousand glad ya asked, buddy, 'cause... surprise!! [throws picnic handbasket away; falls into a forest] Nosotros're not having a picnic! And we're completely lost!

Panda: Grizz, what the heck, homo?! I'm gonna starve! [Ice Carry reveals a food bar under his armpit]

Water ice Bear: Ice Bear comes prepared.

Panda: Oooh!

Grizzly: Nope, that's cheating! [takes nutrient bar, throws it away] Away! No more than procedure snacks for us, gang. We'll be livin' off state, but like Mother Nature intended.

Ice Deport: Ice Bear will never share over again. Due to gravity.

Panda: Dude, any, I'll just utilize my telephone and— wha?! [notices his telephone is a slice of paper-thin; nervous laugh] Grizz, where's my phone?

Grizzly: Pan Pan, would you just expect around you? Nature provides everything we need. [takes twig off a tree] Like this twig! It has all the nutrients to help us survive. [munches twig] Mmmm, delicious!

Panda: C'mon Grizz, this isn't funny. Let'due south only become back habitation!

Grizzly: Guys, trust me. This is where we're meant to be! Just exhale in that fresh mount air, would ya? [breathes in] Achoo!

Ice Acquit: Ice Behave will non anoint yous.

Grizzly: Together, we will follow in the footsteps of our central ancestors! Face every obstacle that stands betwixt us, [Australian emphasis] and survival! [a flying bald eagle screeches]

Panda: I don't call up we're getting out of this.

Water ice Bear: Ice Comport will miss yoga today.

Grizzly: So are nosotros men, or are we bears?

Panda and Ice Carry: [deadpan] Bears.

Grizzly: Bears!!

[Grizzly finds his way back to where the other bears were laying]

Grizzly: Phew! So, yous guys hanging in there? Guys? Pan Pan? Bros? Deplorable if I left you alone! Howdy?

[A silhouette of a acquit walks across the screen]

Grizzly: Where are y'all guys? [bumps into the dorsum of Panda] Oh, there you are! I recognize that little tushie anywhere!

[Panda walks out of the bush and growls]

Grizzly: Whoa man, you don't look and then hot!

[Ice Behave lunges out of a bush and attacks Grizzly]

Ice Bear: [growls]

[Ice Acquit gets attacked past Panda, and the two fight]

Grizzly: You guys, that'due south enough. Stop fighting!

[Panda and Water ice Deport stop, but turn to Grizzly]

Grizzly: Uh... [runs away]

[Grizzly attempts to climb a tree to escape Panda and Water ice Bear]

Grizzly: Get away! Get away!

[Ice Bear and Panda follow him. Near the top of the tree, Grizzly notices a sign for a restaurant, Burger Male child]

Grizzly: That'due south it!

[Grizzly slides downwards the tree and swims across another lake. Ice Deport and Panda follow]

Grizzly: Brothers! To me!

[The photographic camera cut to campers around a campfire]

Camper: And right behind her was a monstrous demon comport!

Grizzly: [running across the campers] Alibi me, distressing!

Camper: Huh, that wasn't and so bad.

[Panda and Water ice Conduct appear, and scare off the campers]

Grizzly: No no no no! Hey! No! [climbs into a car] C'mon, now, guys, be good! Be good! [Water ice Bear and Panda rattle the motorcar] Oh! Terminate that! Please! This isn't our car! [starts the car] No no no no no! Hey! No! Get off! We're moving!

[The car is moving towards a hill]

Grizzly: No no no no. Guys, guys, please, keep going, nosotros're gonna-

[The car barrels down the hill]

Grizzly: Get off! [notices Burger Boy sign] We're almost there!

[Panda and Water ice Bear enter the car]

Grizzly: Hey! No backseat driving!

[The motorcar becomes airborne as Grizzly screams in slow motion while buckling himself, and then the car lands, and barrels towards Burger Male child]

Jean Jacket [i.09] [edit]

Nom Nom [1.10] [edit]

Nom-Nom: You boys are in for a treat. [holds a tray full of fortune cookies] I've really outdone myself.

[Grizzly and Panda eat the fortune cookies]

Grizzly: Mmm. Oh, delicious. Mm.

Panda: Y'all have such a talent.

Grizzly: Brand this for us every night.

[Nom-Nom looks at Ice Bear]

Grizzly: Oh, hey, uh, can somebody get me ketchup? I mean, it'due south smashing and everything, I but like ketchup.

[Water ice Bear opens the fridge and finds one bottle of ketchup. He and Nom-Nom take hold of the ketchup. Grizzly and Panda watches Ice Bear and Nom-Nom tug over the ketchup bottle until Ice Behave throws Nom-Nom and he gets hit by a wall]

Grizzly and Panda: [gasps]

Nom-Nom: [weakly] Why, blood brother?

Grizzly: Oh, no!

Panda: Nom Nom!

Grizzly: Poor little guy!

Panda: [picks up Nom-Nom] Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Information technology's okay. Shh. Shh. Shh.

Grizzly: How could you exercise that? [Ice Bear frowns] How could yous hurt anything that cute?

Panda: You're a monster!

[Grizzly and Panda hug Nom-Nom. Nom-Nom twinks his eye]

Shush Ninjas [one.11] [edit]

Grizzly: [to cinema manager] Sir? Nosotros respectfully request your attending!

Panda: Theater 9 has become a cesspool of rowdiness!

Ice Bear: Ice Bear heard wrappers. Not hip-hop.

Grizzly: We implore you lot to restore order.

Manager: [sighs securely] I'k sorry. I can issue you a full refund, just I can't refund the way the world is.

Grizzly: But you're the manager!

Panda: If anyone tin practice something, you can!

Manager: In that location was in one case a time when movies were special to people, when people liked it with dignity in this public place. Going to the theater was a loved and time-honored tradition, [holds a frame of himself in his younger days] but that was a long fourth dimension ago.

[Grizz and Panda shed tears for a pause]

Grizzly: Well... what if nosotros helped? [the manager coughs]

Director: How could you possibly accomplish such a task?

Grizzly: We'll get into the theaters, nosotros'll shush them with all our might!

Water ice Behave: Ice Comport will burke unshushable.

Panda: And we'll exist completely subconscious wearing these suits! [takes black garment out of backpack]

Grizzly: Where'd y'all get those?

Panda: They're for our interpretive dance form.

Grizzly: Looks like it'll be tight. Are they one-size-fits-all? [the manager takes a look of the garment]

Manager: They're perfect! These uniforms will strike fear into the hearts of noisemakers everywhere. Finally, in one case again there is a chance to restore order in the world of cinema. At present go, and make the East Bay Movie theatre 13 proud!

Grizzly: Listen up. Information technology's our duty to make this theater a safe oasis for movie-lovers once once again. For our children and our children's children.

Panda: That was beautiful. You should write poesy.

Grizzly: What makes y'all think I haven't?

[The bears take the stage in an attempt to calm down an entire crowd of immature children who are wreaking havoc and misbehaving throughout the unabridged room]

Grizzly: Movies. Why movies, you ask? Why are we hither in this night and kind of smelly room with total strangers? We go to the movies to exist a part of something together! Just think of all the memories we've shared, all the times we've spread our imagination wings and allowed ourselves to soar! [a montage of the bears reenacting famous picture scenes is shown] We've opened our arms to new adventures, filled with moments that warmed our hearts, moments that are windows to our by and help the states shape our future. Nosotros are these characters. We understand all their imperfections. They love similar nosotros dearest. There's no telling what mysteries volition unfold, or who we'll meet along the way. Only life is never tiresome when you become to the movies! [montage ends] In determination, who needs a telescope to wait at the stars when the stars shine brighter... [Ice Bear throws popcorn in the air] at the movies. Now who'south ready to spotter a moving-picture show?!

[all the children were already fallen asleep in their seats and floor, to the bears' surprise]

Grizzly: I really idea I had something there.

Note: The episode makes homages to 17 different movies: The Piffling Mermaid, My Neighbor Totoro, Singin' in the Pelting, The Sound of Music, Titanic, Mod Times, Twilight, Rocky, Inception, O Blood brother, Where Art Thou?, Due north past Northwest, Starsky & Hutch, 2001: A Space Odyssey, The Magician of Oz, Fast & Furious, The Thing and Dazzler and the Animal.

My Clique [1.12] [edit]

[Grizzly is posing, Panda is guessing in a game of charades]

Panda: Uuuum... running?

Grizzly: Mm-mm. [panting]

Panda: A plane! Oh-oh, a bird!

Grizzly: Yep, yeah, but what kind of bird?

Chloe: Hey! No talking!

Grizzly: Sorry. [resumes posing]

Panda: Umm... I don't know, man! Pass!

Chloe: Time!

Grizzly: Dude, a penguin! I was a penguin.

[Ice Behave poses, Chloe guesses]

Chloe: Ballet! Um... robot! A-a rolling pivot?

[Panda models a camera, Grizzly guesses]

Grizzly: A line! A-a square! Telescope! Typewriter! Grizzly Acquit? Panda Bear? Y'all're a typewriter!

Panda: Dude!!

[Chloe poses as Water ice Bear guesses and answers correctly]

Ice Bear: Boat. Pizza. Statue of Liberty. Snowman. Whale. Spider monkey. Richard Nixon. Sometime Faithful. I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings.

Panda: Fourth dimension! 20 answers in 43 seconds!

Grizzly: Nooo!

[Ice Bear beats up a training dummy in a gym]

Chloe: I thought this was about making friends, not fighting enemies.

Ice Bear: All Ice Bear's friends are future enemies. [kicks the dummy's caput off]

Panda: We were trying to help Chloe make some new friends at schoolhouse today. It didn't go too well.

Grizzly: [scoffs] They're a bunch of poopers, anyways. We'll detect Chloe better ones. [to Mrs. Park] I'one thousand Grizz, by the style.

Ice Bear: Ice Bear.

Mr. Park: And you must be Panda. [speaking korean]

Mrs. Park: Ah. [laughs]

[The Bears look at Mrs. Park]

Panda: Hey, what are they saying about me?

Mrs. Park: Oh, thank you for being and then overnice to our Chloe. She talks about you guys all the time.

Mr. Park: It'southward been hard for her, being the smartest kid in a small school and now at this big college, surrounded past people who are older.

[Chloe is doing her homework while she watches the Risk Time episode, "The Enchiridion!"]

Grizzly: Oh, she'll exist fine. Chloe's, like, the coolest kid nosotros know.

Ice Bear: Ice Comport will make anybody know that.

Panda: Yeah, she's gonna have so many friends, yous'll probably regret it.

Note: A clip of the episode "The Enchiridion" from Cartoon Network'southward Adventure Time can be seen playing on the Television in Chloe's home.

Charlie [one.13] [edit]

Blood brother Up [one.fourteen] [edit]

[The episode starts with a blank, white screen, with the word, "Hierarchy" being typed in red coloring]

Narrator: Bureaucracy.

[Three bluish stick figures replace the word]

Narrator: Often inside a group of three or more, arrangement is difficult unless there is a leader.

[Ane of the blue stick figures moves atop of the other two]

Narrator: Hierarchy is a ranking of dominance.

[A blue shaded grunter moves into the scene, and 2, carmine exclamation points announced on top of the lesser two stick persons]

Narrator: Ofttimes when one member of the group is older, stronger, or more experienced, they volition naturally assume the role of the protector, at the top of the bureaucracy.

[The elevation stick figure throws a blue spear at the monster, making it disappear. It, and one of the other stick figures, cheer. One, however, is still]

Narrator: But what happens when someone at the bottom of the hierarchy wants to be on tiptop?

[The camera zooms in on the 1 idle stick figure]

Narrator: This is where our story begins.

Occupy Bears [1.15] [edit]

Panda's Sneeze [i.16] [edit]

The Road [1.17] [edit]

[A man opens a door and finds the goggles]

Homo: Uh, wha...

[The baby bear makes the box jump]

Babe Grizzly: We scored a good box, homo.

Baby Panda: Yeah!

[The baby touch a box jumps abroad]

Babe Grizzly: Where next, guys?

Babe Panda: To Paris!

Baby Grizzly: Okay, homo.

Emergency [1.xviii] [edit]

Grizzly: Guys! Guys! Oh, there y'all are!

[Grizzly runs for the fridge and jumps on top of Panda]

Grizzly: Oof! Panda! Very boisterous.

Panda: Oh, thank you!

Water ice Bear: [grunts]

Grizzly: You guys are gonna exist then excited. I've got u.s... a new pet!

[Panda hits his caput on the height of the refrigerator while getting out]

Panda: Ow- What? Is it a cat?!

Grizzly: [off-screen] No.. approximate again!

[Water ice Conduct glares at his brothers, trying to close the fridge's door. However, Panda is in the way]

Panda: Oh.. A puppy?

Grizzly: No.. it'south.. a crab!

[Grizzly unveils a crab named Captain Craboo from the bag, and it tries to escape. Grizzly places it back on the bag]

Panda: [in awe] Oh my gosh! Where did you lot become him?

Grizzly: He was on sale at the supermarket! Only iii.99 a pound.

Panda: Ohh-ohohoo! He's then beautiful!!

Grizzly: He's a expert little crabby!

[Meanwhile, Ice Bear withal is trying to close the fridge'southward door]

Panda: Aww! Look at his little face!

Grizzly: What do you think of the name Captain Craboo?

[Water ice Bear finally succeeds, merely the door is stopped by Grizzly'southward hand]

Grizzly: Wait, dude! Don't y'all wanna meet him?

[Craboo winks and begins to cream from his mouth. Meanwhile, Panda is on his phone]

Panda: The net says you should pat his butt to exist friends.

[Ice Comport stares at Panda for a moment, before going to close the door over again. However, Grizzly pulls him out with his manus]

Grizzly: Here, let me help you lot!

[Grizzly gain to utilize Ice Carry'due south mitt to pat the Craboo]

Grizzly: Nothin' to be afraid of, see? But gentle pats.

Panda: He needs to odour you then he can get used to your musk.

[Craboo climbs beyond Water ice Deport's arm and up his head]

Grizzly: Oh! He likes y'all!

[So, Craboo snaps its claws, before grabbing onto Ice Bear's ear. His expression suggests surprise, but he does not move or say a give-and-take. Both Panda and Grizzly gasp. Then, Ice Bear shivers]

Tote Life [i.19] [edit]

Merchant: [at the counter] Did y'all bring your tote bag?

Grizzly: Ah, plastic'south fine, thanks.

Merchant: Uh... no, really, it's non fine.

Grizzly: Uhh... paper, then?

Merchant: Wait, you seriously forgot your reusable bag?

Grizzly: Uh, what reusable bag?

Merchant: Ugh, allow me get this straight. You don't have a tote purse? Exercise you even care most the environment at all? What about the animals?!

Grizzly: Whoa, sir. We are animals. We care!

Merchant: Tsk, tsk, tsk. [to another employee] Hey, Ron! These guys forgot their bags! [Ron grunts] I know, right?

Grizzly: Hey, man, nosotros didn't fifty-fifty know about reusable numberless!

Merchant: Well, these guys all brought their numberless. [Grizzly chuckles nervously at people holding bags] And what about this? Why would y'all purchase vegan cookies, and so get eggs? Who does that?!

Panda: Actually, I'chiliad a vegetarian and I— [the merchant touches his lips]

Merchant: Shh-shh-shh! No more of your lies. Only if you insist on having paper, I guess I can try and find you something. [uses speaker phone] Yeah, tin we get some dead trees brought up to Aisle iv? [the tote bag people talk to each other indistinctly] For the tree-haters who forgot their bags?

Grizzly: STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!

Charlie and the Snake [ane.xx] [edit]

[A snake came out the bushes as the bears begin to freak out]

Panda: Oh, it'south coming over!

Grizzly: Abroad! Away!

Charlie: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Relax, fellas. I'll ... I'll handle this. [looks down at the snake] Uh, hey, human. Hey, uh, alibi me. Yeah, if you could, uh, do your serpent things elsewhere, that would be super bully. Oh, you live around here? Oh, you but moved? [Panda falls down] Oh, aye, it's a nice identify.

Panda: [to his brothers] Maybe we can leave now?

[Grizzly and Water ice Bear nods]

Charlie: Good stuff to practise. I think the party's going well! Everyone'southward having a great fourth dimension! [sees the Bears who are leaving] Due west-Where you guys going?

Grizzly: Uh... nowhere.

Video Engagement [1.21] [edit]

[Grizzly and the others plays a video game that resembles Wii Sports Resorts shows on screen with characters that resemble The Bears rowing on a river]

Grizzly: Ane! Ii! One! TWO! ONE! TWO! Whoa! Whoa whoa whoa whoa! What's going on? Dude, what are you doing?

Panda: Sorry!

Grizzly: Pay attention, man! One! Two!

Panda: Yous guys. Guess what happened simply at present?

Ice Behave: You stopped rowing. Canoe started spinning.

Panda: Nope! I only matched this astonishing daughter on an online dating site. She'southward French! [whispered] Like the kissing!

Grizzly: Finish talking, or nosotros're going to sink!

Panda: Dop. Sorry.

[Panda reaches for his telephone and stops rowing in the process. The screen shows him leaning with his paddle sideways]

Grizzly: One! Two! Alright! Nosotros're well-nigh there guys. One! 2! One! 2! Whoa, whoa, whoa! NO , NO , NO , NO , NO!

[They drown in the game. The video game says, "YOU DROWN!"]

Game voice: Y'all DROWN!

Grizzly: NO! NO!

Grizzly: Ii! One, two! I...

[The three bears on a boat fabricated information technology to the finish line]

Grizzly and Panda: Yay! Whoo-Ho!

Panda: Yep! We did it!

Grizzly: Ah. New Jersey's Beautiful.

Pet Shop [1.22] [edit]

Babe Grizzly: Wonder what that was about.

Baby Panda: [gulps] Possibly he's gonna kick the states to the street! I saw him practise it to those hamsters final week! I don't want to go dorsum out there, Grizz! It'due south cold and full of outdoor allergens!

[Babe Panda runs away crying as Baby Grizzly and Baby Ice Bear stops eating dog food]

Baby Grizzly: Hey, don't worry so much, Panpan. We're gonna figure out how to become adopted, and then we'll be chillin' in our forever homes.

Baby Panda: Really?

Baby Grizzly: Of course! you only gonna keep your eyes on the prize. That'south why nosotros take our vision wall.

[The vision wall is a wall with lots of posters taped over it. Baby Grizzly points to a picture of a skateboarder]

Infant Grizzly: My time to come owner is gonna exist a radical dude who likes long naps on the beach and stuffed crust pizzas!

Infant Panda: [points to a moving-picture show of a hot supermodel] My future owner loves fresh laundry scent and chilling ice-cream sundaes.

Baby Grizzly: What nigh you lot, buddy?

[Baby Ice Deport walks to the vision wall and puts upwards a affiche showing ii guys wrestling]

Babe Water ice Bear: That'south cool, buddy. You do you.

[Suddenly, the lights plow off]

Baby Panda: Huh?

Babe Grizzly: Alright, guys. Fourth dimension to phone call it a night. Bedtime stack, just similar nosotros skillful.

[The baby bears go into the bedtime stack and slumber... well, at least try to slumber. The other animals are all the same making noises]

Baby Panda: Uh! Shhh... quiet!!

Baby Grizzly: Dude, we demand to go adopted shortly...

Chloe and Ice Bear [ane.23] [edit]

[Ice Conduct and Chloe went to the book store]

Cat: [meows]

Chloe: Oh, this shop's cute. Desire to go in hither?

Water ice Behave: Ice Bear has already read these.

[Ice Deport and Chloe went to "Freez-E Fridge"]

Chloe: Um, you want to look at, uh, fridges? You like those, right?

Water ice Bear: Ice Carry already has fridge.

[Ice Behave and Chloe went to "Mikey Bikey"]

Chloe: How about bikes? Wheels and stuff?

Ice Bear: Water ice Bear is his own wheels.

Cupcake Task [1.24] [edit]

[At the manager'south role, The Cupcake Store Proprietor talks on the phone]

Cupcake Shop Proprietor: Yes, uh-huh, all the customers have been given gift cards and an apology. Aye, sir. [the Bears sitting on chairs] Okay, yes, I'll let them know. Okay. [puts downwardly the telephone]

Grizzly: Then, um, when do nosotros become our money checks?

[Water ice Bear smiles. The Cupcake Shop Proprietor puts on his chapeau and walks away and opens the door]

Cupcake Shop Proprietor: [angilly to the Bears] By the way, you lot're fired! [slams the door and leaves]

Grizzly: Ugh, I guess nosotros can't fix our laptop yet.

Panda: Human being, I don't desire to get another job.

Hibernation [one.25] [edit]

[Grizzly and Picayune Bear arrives at the cave]

Trivial Deport: All righty, hither nosotros are! The perfect den!

Grizzly: Oh!, awesome! This is peachy! I experience totally ready to sleep now! [He runs effectually the cave] So... where'due south the cease part?

Petty Comport: Finish office? What terminate part?

Grizzly: You know, the part where I wake upwardly and my bros are there and they're really happy to see me, and I'm happy to see them, fifty-fifty if nosotros fight sometimes, just it's still great. And we party ... with niggling hats?

Little Behave: Mmm, I don't know about that. This is the last folio. No parties here! But skilful old fashioned sleeping for good old-fashioned grizzlies.

Grizzly: What? All right, this can't be it! What happens when I wake up? Oof! I have to see.

[Grizzly and Little Carry enters the concluding page where everything is nothing but blank white]

Grizzly: Huh? It's just blank. My brothers aren't hither... what does it mean?

Petty Bear: Who cares! You lot don't need them. You've got and then much other stuff ... nutrient, a comfortable den.

Grizzly: If my brothers aren't here when I wake upwardly, I don't want to go to sleep at all! I have to become dorsum! [flees away as he heads back dwelling house]

Piffling Bear: Hmm? What? Go back?

[Grizzly lands on the snowfall]

Grizzly: Ow!

Little Deport: Grizzly, where do you think you lot're going?

[Grizzly runs around the four seasons]

Little Bear: Y'all can't go back! Your brothers are going to express mirth at you lot!

Grizzly: No, they won't!

[Grizzly opens the cupcake holder and the picnic basket]

Little Bear: They probably don't fifty-fifty want you back!

Grizzly: That'due south not truthful! [lands on the ground] I love my bros! I'd never leave them for good! Bros? [finds Little Bear]

Picayune Bear: Five months is a long fourth dimension, man!

Picayune Acquit #2 and Trivial Acquit #iii: Practise you actually recollect they'll stick effectually?

Grizzly: Bros?! Which one are you? [finds another Little Behave]

Fiddling Deport #4: Don't you want to be special!

Little Bear Clones: [all speaking at once]

Lilliputian Behave #5: Don't you want to be better than your brothers?

Fiddling Acquit: Don't you want to be special?

Grizzly: NO! NO, I DON'T!

Footling Bear: Oh. Okay.

Grizzly: Huh? Whoa!

[The "Good Night Grizzly" book closes]

Charlie Ball [one.26] [edit]

Grizzly: Okay, you know what, Charlie? I was trying to be nice, but you've get a huge brawl hog. Information technology'due south not fun playing with y'all. Honestly, nosotros'd rather lose playing with Panda than win playing with you.

Panda: [feeling his arm] Yeah. Wait, what?

Charlie: But I'm one of the bears.

Grizzly: Sorry, yous're off the team, man.

Charlie: Off the team?! Ha! I am the team. And if you bears can't appreciate my talent, so I'll find somebody who does. You tin go along your costume of lies! [takes off the acquit costume] Huh, I'thousand leaving! [leaves the cave]

Grizzly: [sighs] I don't know, guys. Was I too difficult on him?

Panda: No, man. He was beingness a dingle.

Ice Bear: Ice Bear thinks you did the correct thing.

Grizzly: I withal feel bad.

Panda: Don't worry. Charlie isn't the type of guy to concord a grudge. This'll blow over by tomorrow.

External links [edit]

labarreagaincelow.blogspot.com

Source: https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/We_Bare_Bears_(season_1)